A very merry Thumbkitty
Dear Monkey: The only reason I have not yet bitten your face completely off is that I do not wish to have the taste of your face in my mouth. No love, Thumbkitty
Tea and Sugar
It’s 2:20 pm, and we all know what that means. Time for tea and sugar! Today’s tea: loose-leaf generic Market Spice from the Winco Foods bulk section. Today’s sugar: slightly stale and not very cinnamony cinnamon Satans obtained for $0.25 per pound during a post-Halloween candy purge of the Winco Foods bulk section Today’s tea [...]
Four things I changed about my creative process…
…in the year leading up to signing with my agent: Read slower. When you’re in grad school, you’re expected to read an average of 500 pages a week, so by necessity you learn to skim. After a while, it becomes habit for your eye to glide over the page and gather the gist while letting [...]