Dear Monkey:
The only reason I have not yet bitten your face completely off is that I do not wish to have the taste of your face in my mouth.
No love,
Thumbkitty
Dear Monkey:
The only reason I have not yet bitten your face completely off is that I do not wish to have the taste of your face in my mouth.
No love,
Thumbkitty
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Dear Thumbkitty,
My sympathies. Why, oh why, do humans insist on this ridiculous stuff?
Flash
The word “cute” was used several times. What do they know about dignity, anyway?
Did the hot mailman arrive with the monkeys yet?
No, darn it! I need my monkeys, stat!